You walk down the aisle, passing the familiar faces of friends and family while dressed in a beautiful white gown on your special day. You approach the groom who smiles at you sweetly as he lifts the veil over your head, and the ceremony begins.
You both recite your vows and hold each-others hands, your day has finally come, your eyes fill with the tears of happiness.
Suddenly, a man throws open the church doors and rushes up the aisle.
He screams at the congregation: “But she hasn’t even completed the second house upgrade!”
The crowd gasps, you collapse in tears, your groom storms away in disgust.
Your wedding is ruined.
why do people have like 74973 different names for these
looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one
wtf they’re ice-ies
Those are ice pops
freezy-pops you uncultured swines
Close, but no. Freezer pops.
You’re all wrong, they’re otter pops.
anyone else do the thing where you don’t clean your glasses for a ridiculously long amount of time and then one day you randomly do and it’s just like HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE